L - "I wanna have some chocolate 'cuz I peed on the potty"
Me - "OK you can have a piece of chocolate"
L - (horrified) "NO MUMMA! I no wanna piece of chocolate I wanna whole one!"
L - "Mumma what this?" - said while taking a tampon out of the box.
Me - "Oh you don't need that, those are for ladies"
L - "Oh like Lady and the Tramp?"
Me - (snickering) "Yea just like Lady and the Tramp"
L - "Oh, 'den 'dis one Lady, and 'dis one Tramp and 'dis one Scamp" - said while removing a super, regular and lite - in that order.