"I back-in ook!"
(that would be "I'm Captain Hook!")
*while I was trying to brush her hair*
Me: "Stay still, you don't want dreadlocks do you?"
L: "No mumma, I no want GoldiLocks!"
*to her 1-year old brother after he fell off the windowsill*
"You fall down? You too little climb win-o. You OK buddy?"